I think I had a productive Saturday
Constantin Brancusi - The Sleeping Muse
fun cheap date idea: grease up a water melon and throw it in a pond. swim into the pond and fight over the watermelon. winner gets to eat watermelon and put empty watermelon on head as trophy hat
loser is sacrificed to the melon gods because seriously who wants to date someone who can’t beat up their S.O. for the glory of a watermelon trophy hat, what a wimp
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